"If you are silent about your pain, they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it."
Zora Neale Hurston

Friday, 13 November 2015

Movember

Okay, so it's November again, which means Bonfire night comes and goes, supermarkets' Christmas adverts start seven, eight and even nine weeks early, and huge numbers of men once again try to grow a moustache to raise awareness of prostate and testicular cancer.

I'm still trying to work out what growing hair on your face has to do with anything, but that's my problem.

Many of you will remember that I grew a 'mo' last year, and it was hardly a challenge: not shaving my top lip is something I'm pretty good having had the 'evil-twin' goatee beard for more years than I care to think about.

But the truth is that Movember isn't about hard work, it's not some kind of endurance test, it's about raising awareness in a simple and sometimes funny way.  Don't believe me?  Check out these moustaches.















In fairness, I don't think any of these were actually grown for Movember, but they still show that facial hair can be funny.










For more information, check out https://uk.movember.com/ 

Local news

A devolution deal giving more power to Cumbria continues to move forward.

Devolution basically means that a lot of the decisions affecting Cumbrian people will be made in Cumbria, rather than decisions being made in London by people who don't know what life is like up here in the frozen north.

The deal could boost our economy by as much as £1.3billion, which is quite a lot of money I'm sure you'll agree.

Note: this is $1billion not £1billion

Friday, 6 November 2015

The University Walk

This morning I learned that at a primary school in London, pupils are made to walk around with their hands behind their backs.

Some parents are angry because they feel that the children are being treated like prisoners, while others are claiming that it improves discipline, attention and safety.

What do you think: how far should schools go to make pupils behave, and what's more important -- conformity or individuality?



Eric Hoffer argued that it's our nature to conform, and so to fight it is a waste of energy.










John F. Kennedy suggested that conformity was not a good thing, calling it an 'enemy'.










Local News

A recycling area in Egremont may be closed because of a number of incidents of vandalism.

The Chapel Street site has been the site of at least three fires, and this has cost over £4,000 in repairs and lost income.

There are two likely consequences of this: one is that the site will be close and people will have to travel further to recycle their litter; the other is that the costs of keeping the site open will come back to the tax-payer.

Either way, a senseless act is going to cost people in Egremont money. That's the nature of crime: everybody ends up paying for it.

It would be so much better if whoever was doing this would find something helpful to do with their time.









Seeing things differently

Random? I don't think so.

Anyone know the connection?

And finally...

Videos of fails from Fail Army 

Because the only people who never fail are the ones who never try.

Friday, 23 October 2015

Losing services

A lot of the events reported in the local news don't affect young people, I know that. But sometimes there are big news stories that have an impact on everybody and over the last couple of weeks we've seen two.

First, we were told last week that the West Cumberland Hospital might lose its Accident and Emergency (A&E) department, because they can't afford to keep it opened and pay the doctors and nurses needed.

If it does close, the next closest A&E is Carlisle or Barrow depending on where in Copeland you are, and it could take over an hour to get there.

This week we have learned that Milton Studdart (ex-rugby league player from Moresby Parks) had to be taken to Carlisle because staff at WCH couldn't treat him. He had a heart attack on the way and he died.

His wife has said that if there had been a cardiologist (heart specialist) employed at WCH, Milton might well have survived, and the worry is that the more services we lose, the greater the chance that people could die needlessly.

We have also learned that the Police Station in Whitehaven may have to close as a result of cuts to the Police funding.



This could also mean a loss of experienced officers and PCSOs, which means fewer staff, and that means that vulnerable people -- such as the elderly and infirm -- are more likely to feel at risk.  Thousands of people have already signed the petition.

In other news...

Schools across the borough have recently had their Harvest festivals, and many of them have donated the food collected to foodbanks. St Bridget's School, Egremont showed off their achievements to the local press this week.

It's worth remembering that some people rely on foodbanks to keep their families fed: North Lakes Foodbank supports around 500 people every month. Many of these people have jobs, but don't get paid enough to pay all their bills and have enough money left to put food on the table.

The Harvest collections were great, but we have to remember that there are people going hungry all the time, not just this month.



Seeing things differently...

Anybody fancy taking a bite out of this?

Looks delicious



Well, actually it looks like crap, but the instructions for creating it make it sound delicious.

Actually, this is a picture of a kitty litter cake, they're pretty popular in America and I'm definitely thinking of making one for a Hallowe'en party.

  If you want to give it a try you will need:
·         Spice cake mix
·         White cake mix
·         Large bowl
·         Prepared vanilla pudding
·         Custard creams
·         Food processor
·         Green food colouring
·         New kitty litter box
·         Greaseproof paper
·         Chocolate bars (Fudge will do)
·         Metal litter scooper
·         Sheet of newspaper

Instructions


1.      Bake both cake recipes in separate pans according to directions. Cool completely before coarsely crumbling the cakes. Mix cake crumbs together in a large bowl.
2.     Mix about half of the prepared pudding into the cake crumbs. Continue to add in small amounts of pudding until the mixture is moist, but not soggy.
3.      Crush the package of custard creams into a fine crumb or use a food processor. Place ½ cup of the crumbs in a small bowl and mix in several drops of food colouring. Mix in all but ¼ cup of the uncoloured crumbs into the cake and pudding mixture. The crumbs add a sandy feel to the dessert.
4.     Line the unused litter box with greaseproof paper. Scoop the cake, pudding and cookie mixture into the litter box.
5.     Warm eight to nine chocolate bars in the oven or microwave until pliable. Shape each bars by rolling it between clean hands and forming soft points into the blunt ends. Roll each shaped bar into the reserved uncolored cookie crumbs before adding to the top of the cake. Sprinkle the green cookie crumbs over the finished cake.
6.     Place a clean litter scooper on top of the cake to use for serving. Set the cake litter box on top of a sheet of newspaper on the table.



Thursday, 17 September 2015

New broom at PMQ

So, in the national news we've got the new Labour leader shaking up Prime Minister's Question Time. For anyone who doesn't know, that's an hour in the week when the Prime Minister answers questions from other MPs, and it's famous in part for the MPs behaving quite immaturely (some call it Punch and Judy politics). 

As the proverb says:



Jeremy Corbyn has said he wants to get away from the kind of behaviour that wouldn't look out of place in a primary school (though I imagine the head teacher would be pretty annoyed).

In and effort to give ordinary people the voice, he put questions to Prime Minister directly from emails and tweets.  He was passionate , but he was civil and polite, and asked the questions that mattered to his voters.

That said, Jeremy Corbyn has not been elected without controversy: he's already been in trouble for not singing the National Anthem at the Battle of Britain, and for not giving as many shadow cabinet jobs to women as his predecessors.

Nothing is perfect, and a new person taking on a job brings new problems as well as fixing old ones.

Perhaps it's worth remembering the other half of the proverb.

   

Local news

The first gathering of the Copeland Community Forum took place last week. This is a place where representatives of all the major sectors can come together: health, police, education, sport, charities, local businesses, and talk about the priorities for Copeland. 

Young people have been represented too, and the services offered by the Council will be shaped by these meetings, so it's important that everyone living in the borough comes forward with any thoughts about what would make life better in Copeland.


Seeing things differently


Which is great, but when I watch it I just think the title's all wrong. It should really be, "There are two kinds of cat: evil cats and idiot cats".

And finally...

At the Women's Institute Centennial Fair in Harrogate, merchandise from Cockermouth was banned because the name of the town is too rude and may cause offence.

Captain Picard say...



 

Friday, 11 September 2015

Assisted Dying

The big news story this week is around the Assisted Dying Bill. As most of you know a Bill is something that MPs discuss and vote on to decide if it should become the law; and this Bill is all about whether someone has the right to be helped to die.

This assistance can only happen in some very specific circumstances: the person has to be terminally ill, with (probably) fewer than six months to live, and the prescription of a lethal dose of medication must be agreed by two doctors.

For some people, this is a good thing, as it helps people who are very close to the end of their life, often living in pain and discomfort, to die with some dignity.

For others, there's a fear that it could change how we view life, and could lead some people to feel like a burden, and want to die for the good of their families.

This is a subject that people on both sides feel really passionate about, and today's vote will likely lead to some bitter disappointment

Tony Nicklinson, who campaigned to be helped to die


Local News

The Gaiety cinema is set to reopen after 12 years.  That means the people of Copeland won't have to travel to Workington to see every new release.

It's not all good news though: the Gaiety has limited access for the disabled, and the Copeland Disability Forum have expressed their disappointment that wheelchair users will not be able to make use of the building.

The cinema owners have said that they investigated improving disable access, but the layout of the building itself makes this impossible.

If you were making the decision to reopen or not, what would you do?

Seeing things differently

Remember, there's always more than one perspective:


And finally...